Friday, June 27, 2008

Mumbai Humour...

Hey guys n gals out there...many of u must have been to Mumbai. Well, here's something that i gave thought to and derived some cool translations of some english sentences...check it out...
Mumbai ki Language:

1. There's a minor problem -----------------------Arre yaar, thoda "Waanda" ho gaya
2. There's a big problem --------------------------Arre yaar, "Jol" ho gaya
3. Got into a fight ---------------------------------Arre yaar, "Raada" ho gaya
4. You'll be surprised -----------------------------Tu Ekdam "Hill" jayega kya
5. I am outta here --------------------------------Chal apun "Kalti" marta hai.
6. Don't fool us ------------------------------------Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko
7. Get out of here ---------------------------------Chal e Shaaane, "Hawa" aande
8. I am not stupid---------------------------------Apun kya "ALIBAAG" se aaya hai ?
9. Take the girl and run away with her------------Ladki ko leke, sidha ONE-TUS, kya?
10. Do u drink daily?------------------------------Tu kya roz "FULL TOO" hota hai?
11. You are scared --------------------------------Dekh , teri to "FATH" gayi
12. You wanna get beaten up? --------------------Eh Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
13. Take him away -------------------------------Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja
14. What a beautiful lady !! -----------------------Kya "Zakaas Item" hai baava!!
15. What a sexy lady!! ----------------------------Kya "Raapchik Maal" hai baap!!
16. Stop bluffing ----------------------------------Eh Jyaada "RAAGPATI" mat de..
17. Stop bull shitting ------------------------------Chal apna "BOL BACHAN" bandh kar
18. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!! ---------------Kya sahi "LINE" deh reli hai "Bhiduu"!!
19. Don't get tensed... -----------------------------Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??
20. Get lost !! -------------------------------------Abe, "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"
21. Don't bore me… -------------------------------Jyaada "PAKAA" mat
22. No one should know about this ----------------Sab kaam "SUMDI" me hona chahiye…kya?
23. She gives me a hard on ------------------------Apun ka BABURAO naach rela hai kya?

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Welcome to my blog!

"Heart Of Gold"

I want to live,
I want to give
I've been a miner
for a heart of gold.
It's these expressions
I never give
That keep me searching
for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
Keeps me searching
for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
I've been to Hollywood
I've been to Redwood
I crossed the ocean
for a heart of gold
I've been in my mind,
it's such a fine line
That keeps me searching
for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
Keeps me searching
for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
Keep me searching
for a heart of gold
You keep me searching
for a heart of gold
And I'm growing old.
I've been a miner
for a heart of gold.